Hello, there fellow gamers, do you remember the first hooker you murdered, just a young black man in trouble with the law, graffitiing the streets - it was some hard shit to do as a seventeen-year-old, especially when your white and middle class. Let me explain, what I was talking about was GTA San Andreas,... Continue Reading →
Hello there fellow gamers, I am going to sue EA Games, why might you ask? Well while playing Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order somehow my controller was flung into my computer screen, I blame EA and how hard the boss fights are. In essence, I thought I was on the medium difficulty setting which is... Continue Reading →
Hello there fellow gamers, I allowed 10 people to die and then allowed child labor - no I am not the regional head of operations for apple, I am a dude playing Frostpunk. The first three are the first three hours of a video game; a review is based on those three hours. If a... Continue Reading →
Hello there, fellow gamers, The first three is the first three hours of a video game; a review is based on those three hours. If a game can't capture your imagination in the first three hours, then it might not be worth it. I wrote an article a little while ago slamming EA and having... Continue Reading →
Hello there fellow gamers, it seems I have teleported to a different dimension. Australia has done something right when it comes to video games; the ACCC has ruled that Zenimax, the publisher which is selling Fallout 76, has to give refunds to Australian customers. This is an excellent end to the Fallout 76 disappointment, at... Continue Reading →
Hello, there fellow gamers, I am excited dudes and dudettes - age of empires IV has a new trailer, and it looks pretty damn good, it's relying on the best time for war and empire which is the middle ages. A great time to be alive if you ask me, the only problem was people... Continue Reading →
Hello there fellow gamers, have you ever dated a girl that you loved but she burned you, she banged your mate when you went on a work trip, she stole your favorite vinyl records and sold them, she even insulted your momma at Christmas Dinner. Its been five years since you last dated, and she... Continue Reading →
Hello, there fellow gamers; I have to make a confession and make my case. I am scared ill lose followers, readers, and even friends in standing by this opinion. In the Arkhamverse, my favorite game is Arkham Origins, I just felt every fan read this and scream out against me, but Arham Knight was better!... Continue Reading →
Hello there fellow gamers, we are getting closer to 2020, and she is looking damn fine! She's shy, doesn't want to talk to you, just not ready to talk just yet. A few months before 2020 is an excellent time to start planning my annual leave - I am going to smash some games! No... Continue Reading →
